Wednesday, June 23, 2004
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "'LESION' IS NOT AN ADEQUATE HISTORY ON A PATHOLOGY REQUISITION"?
This reminds me of a joke:
I didn't say it was a funny joke... |
This reminds me of a joke:
An internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist are in a duck blind waiting for some birds. After awhile they hear a "Quack! Quack!". The internist stands and says, "That sounds like a duck, looks like a duck, is flying in a pattern consistent with a duck's migration...", the internist continues to pontificate on the various species of duck it could be, how it could be, despite all the duck-like qualities, a goose after all, and the various methods to discern what type of waterfowl one could encounter. When it comes time to shoot, the duck has flown away...
Shortly thereafter the "Quack ! Quack!" is heard again. The surgeon jumps up without hesitation and BANG!! shoots at the noise. The surgeon points to the pathologist and says, "Go tell me what that was!"
I didn't say it was a funny joke... |
